April 15th, 2014
- Mon, 18:14: Why is it so hard to find deep dish pizza? Am I the only person that still loves those? Most mom & pop shops only have thin & hand tossed
- Mon, 18:15: Thankfully our local @pizzahut makes a good deep dish. Huzzah.
April 14th, 2014
- Mon, 07:15: @GM Loyal GM owner here. Owned ~27 GMs in my life, of those I can remember. Love them. Wish I could afford to buy new to support you.
April 13th, 2014
- Sat, 19:48: TIL Goth Cowboys are really a thing.
- Sun, 04:18: @MythBusters need a theme park. I want to swim in guar gum, play tug of war with phonebooks, and shoot arrows from a jeep!
April 12th, 2014
- Sat, 02:39: I guess @McDonalds doesn't want my money. Sat in the drive thru for 20 minutes. Still hungry :( Wanted my McCrack
April 10th, 2014
- Wed, 20:36: Walked the dog at 2:45am this morning. Heard barfing in the parking lot. Neighbor's door now padlocked by cops. WTF?
- Wed, 20:43: Same neighbor that would chain smoke so I couldn't open my windows at all. I guess I don't have to worry about that anymore!
- Thu, 05:37: Check out Sharkoon Adoptions! by @JakkalWolf on @deviantART http://t.co/JN5NmD382i
- Thu, 06:56: Everyone that knows me knows I'm a Dr P fiend. I've cut down to 2 cans a day for everyday this week so far.
April 4th, 2014
April 3rd, 2014
April 2nd, 2014
- Tue, 23:22: I love @imgur 's comment viralizer. Some of the random comments are so funny with the image context.
- Wed, 03:18: Hey gov'ment. Instead of slapping BP on the wrist with fines, force a 10% discount on their prices. Magically, no more spills.
- Wed, 08:20: Yay, my DA account finally hit 100,000 pageviews! Of course it would happen on April fool's day.
April 1st, 2014
- Mon, 23:06: I just love it when I'm suddenly following like 50+ people.
March 28th, 2014
- Thu, 22:28: Why is it that god can use a mechanic like a flood to kill all the evil people. But evolution isn't a mechanic god can use for life? hmmm