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Jakkal
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JAKKAL

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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Ugly Brute"
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Characteristics
Jakkal wants to be Barbara Streisand.
Personality
Jakkal is pretty damn boring.

Natural
Jakkal likes sheep a great deal.

Emotional
Jakkal is a pathetic loser.

Character
Jakkal annoys everyone they meet.

Physical
Jakkal punches like a little girl.

Mental
Jakkal shouldn't be left alone with animals.

Motivation
Jakkal sings in the shower.

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LORELEI

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From the Italian root meaning "Complete Bastard"
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Characteristics
Lorelei does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Personality
Lorelei should never baby-sit.

Natural
Lorelei eats roadkill.

Emotional
Lorelei shouldn't get riled up...

Character
Lorelei whines to get attention.

Physical
Lorelei brushes their teeth with chedder cheese.

Mental
Lorelei has delusions of grandeur

Motivation
Lorelei likes to see others fail.
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