Jakkal (jakkal) wrote,
Jakkal
jakkal

Look out Nigeria, you've got competition!

Check out this spam mail I just got.

I might be more inclined to believe him if #1. I wasn't a nobody and #2. It wasn't an obvious cut and paste job. No wait, I'm lying, there's no way in mother fuck I'd believe him because NO ONE USES EMAIL ADDRESSES IN BUSINESS PROPS BUT SPAM ARTISTS!

Anyway...


MANAGER OF BARCLAYS BANK BRANCH UNITED KINGDOM
FROM DESK OF PETER WALLACE


CONFIDENTIAL

Email: peter_wallace@fastermail.com

Hello,

It is indeed my pleasure to write you this business request. I am writing you to solicit your assistance in a business partnership that could be of mutual benefit to both of us. I hope that you read thoroughly and response as promptly as possible

I am Mr. Peter Wallace regional manager of Barclays bank branch United Kingdom and also the Director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of Barclays bank branch of England. I live in London United Kingdom, I am 51 Years old and have been workin
g in Barclays bank for the past 24 years where I presently manage many prominent individuals accounts.

With due respect and regard, I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us and our families in future. As the regional manager, it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office at the end
of each business year. On the course of last year 2004 business report, during our Investigation and Auditing in this Bank. I came across a very huge sum of money belonging to one Deceased Mr. Morris Thompson 61years,of Fairbanks, Alaska America who di
ed on January 31st 2000 with Alaska Airlines Flight 261.
You can as well confirm it by yourself through under stated Website of the incident

http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/

As the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation because he did not indicate any next of kin to this account incase of death such as these. However, the legitimacy
of this transaction is well pronounced, which I will personally explain to you by telephone if you agree to be our partner to determine your true position.
Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount is {USD$25.M} (Twenty Five Million). As it may interest you to know, I got yo
ur impressive information through one of my good
Friends who works with Chamber of Commerce on foreign business relations here in London though I did not disclose the deal to him.

Meanwhile as a manager of this bank, I have in my possession all the necessary documents to perfect this deal by making you the true legitimate next of kin whom this money will be transferred into your account. I need your assistance and co-operation to
get this deal executed. Because as a foreigner, you stand a better position to be presented through documentation as the next of kin since the deceased is also a foreigner, this is the reason why I could not do this deal alone. I will not fail to infor
m you that this transaction is 100% risk free.
Please, be advised to keep this "Top Secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you. And I assure you that this transaction will not last more than 7 working days and you will confirm the funds in
your account. I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account.

I can assure you that I am in a position to make this payment claim possible, provided you can give me the assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured. Visualize this opportunity as an indirect financial resource.
All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you. I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this deal.

If you decide to render your service to me in this regard, 30% of the total sum of {USD$25M} will be for you.

Thank you and God bless, as I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Peter Wallace.

N.B: Please endeavor to send me a response via my more Confidential email address (above) for further details.
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