I just got this email from staples. I'm a member of their rewards club, because when we lived at the apartment, they were literally less than a mile away. So I'd often go up there for supplies. Bow and I got our computer desks, chairs, our camera and general art stuffs (like paper) at Staples. So really, the rewards card had the potential to come in handy, so I signed up.
Then I get this in the email, and it's so insulting it's -funny-.