| × I have broken someone's bones.
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
||✓ I hate the rain.
| × I'm paranoid at times.
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (And could make me a wolf *nods*.)
||✓ I need/want money right now. (Anyone that doesn't select this is a liar.)
| × I love sushi.
|| × I talk really, really fast. (Nope, southern.)
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning. (Fresh like roadkill.)
|✓ I have long hair.
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
||✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Fucking telemarketers)
| × I like the way that I look.
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
||✓ I am usually pessimistic. ("Usually")
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (PMS)
|| × I think prostitution should be legalized.
|| × I slept with a roommate.
|✓ I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
|| × I have a lot of friends. (I have a lot of fans.)
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex.
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone. (Can't stand it.)
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
| × I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
| × I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before. (Oh yeah.)
|✓ I currently like/love someone.
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I wanna be alive for the rest of my life!)
|| × I want to have children in the future. (FUCK NO)
|✓ I have changed a diaper before. (This is the reason I never want to have children in the future.)
||✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (Yep.)
|| × I'm not allergic to anything. (I wish.)
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Anyone that doesn't select this is an idiot.)
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol at least.)
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I enjoy some country music.
|✓ I would die for my best friends.
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
|✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
||✓ I am happy at this moment.
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
||✓ Democrat. (Kaboooom!)
|| × Republican. (Sploooosh.)
|✓ I don't even know what I am. (Haha, I just had to click that one.)
|| × I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
||✓ I can work on a car. (But I can't put it back together.)
|✓ I love my job(s). (You can't beat doing nothing. Oh wait...)
||✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (But ask me in 5 minutes and that might change.)
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
||✓ I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
|| × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (It's why the ex is an ex.)
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
||✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
|✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Their food is awful. Outback rocks though.)
|| × I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can't whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||✓ I talk in my sleep. (I whine in my sleep according to Bow. I also drool.)
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (It's why I'm so busy.)
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
|✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Fuck YES.)
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
||✓ I'm an artist. (Guessing I couldn't get away with that one.)
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
||✓ I have terrible teeth. (Go genetics :P)
|✓ I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
||✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (lol)
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
||✓ I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke.
|| × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (They've never said I'm abnormal either.)
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (If it's that time of the month, yep.)
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
|| × I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I've been described as having my head up in other places too.)
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
||✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
||✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Drama whore, I solicit it.)
| × I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian.
|| × I can speak more than one language.
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
| × I would rather read than watch TV.
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn't?)
| × I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Cried? No. Wondered? Yes.)
||✓ I like most animals better than most people.
|✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Nintendo all the way.)
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
||✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Aquarium owner...)
|✓ I am compulsively honest. (I've gotten myself in a lot of trouble from it too.)
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
||✓ I dislike milk. (Allergic to it growing up.)
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (I'm superstitous.)
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (And everything wrong I've seen from myself, I start to see in others.)
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
||✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Too many whiners have done this to me.)
||✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
|| × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
|✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
||✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I selected this, but I don't play D&D, but I do RP almost daily.)
|| × I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||✓ I have a custom-built computer. (The BT machine.)
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Ugn.)
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays.
| × I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
|| × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
||✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (And that's why I get pissed if I'm interrupted while I'm working.)
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Even though I know we need to make mistakes in order to make ourselves better.)
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
|✓ I need more time to myself. (Don't we all?)
||✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I already have.)
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out. (I did when I was a teenager)
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
||✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Painfully.)
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (I don't even know who the hell you people are.)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love. (HAHAHAHAHA, I must love everyone with that logic!)
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.