Jakkal (jakkal) wrote,
Jakkal
jakkal

Haven't posted anything retarded from SL in a while...

So you know it was due. Unfortunately I wasn't there to witness this extortion attempt myself. No, Kayla Stonecutter (the scripter for The WereHouse) caught this gem, and commented in it for us. She routinely hangs out in the WereHouse main store to help people with the avatars, or show them off if they want to see them before they buy them.

So anyway, here's what happened:
Remember this was written by Kayla, not me. If *I* have comments to make, they will be in bold.

Minding my own business standing in the WereHouse working on a script, ready
to help customers if needed, when he walks in.

[0:25] Deus Ahmed: hello
[0:25] You: Hello
[0:26] Deus Ahmed: do you have my money
[0:26] You: Sorry, I don't give money out.

I check his profile, born on 9-13-06, empty profile. He pulls out a freebie
gun (for anyone that cares, it looked like a SAW or some other heavy
machine gun, but I didn't look closely) and aims. Land is no-damage and
no-push so I wasn't at all worried. There are some guns that can get around
push restriction, but somehow I didn't think this guy had one. He starts
firing, resulting in the following errorspam (I have script errors sent to
chat since I script):

Incidentally, I checked my records after the fact and this guy didn't buy an avatar from us either. Twit

[0:26] Object: Couldn't find sound Report
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find sound Report
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find sound Report
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find sound Report
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find sound Report
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find sound Report
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:26] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:27] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:27] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:27] You: stop or I'll ban you
[0:27] Object: Couldn't find sound Report
[0:27] Object: Couldn't find sound Report
[0:27] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:27] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:27] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet
[0:27] Object: Couldn't find object Bullet

It did sound some reports and fire some bullets, but also gave all those
errors out. He puts away the gun, then attaches another freebie weapon,
this time the Sword of Entropy. When used right (on land that allows push)
it can throw avatars upward around a hundred meters, though usually only a
few dozen. Nothing happens for a min, then he starts walking around the
store a bit, into me and pushing me back a few feet, then into a customer,
then back to the center of the store.

[0:30] Deus Ahmed: help

Yeah you need it.

That was an attempt to get the help file from the sword, which it tells on
attach the command to get (it's not just 'help' BTW :P ). He apparently
never figured it out, since he never got the sword in his hand to even try
to use it. He walks into me again and backs up. I was about to ask him to
leave, ejecting him if he didn't, when he finally talks again.

[0:32] Deus Ahmed: so you just stand here
[0:32] You: I help costomers of this store if they need any.
[0:32] Deus Ahmed: give me free stuff
[0:33] You: Not after you tried shooting me
[0:33] Deus Ahmed: tried, you mean i did
[0:33] You: I'm still here
[0:33] Deus Ahmed: do or do not there is no try
[0:33] Deus Ahmed: because i didnt have the damage turned on

He obviously never heard of the Damage option for land, that 99% of places
have off.

I think I missed his last line the first time I read this log, I was too busy snorting cherry cola after reading his yoda line.

[0:34] Deus Ahmed: would you like me to turn it on

See Kayla, if I were there, I would have said "yes" just to make this log that much funnier ;)

[0:34] Deus Ahmed: ???
[0:34] You: won't do any good here
[0:34] Deus Ahmed: maybe
[0:34] Deus Ahmed: maybe not
[0:34] You: try and I'll ban you from here.

I was already planning on banning him after he fired at me, just wanted to
see what he'd do.

[0:34] Deus Ahmed: then i wont buy anything

Oh damn, I just lost Jakkal US$1.50, she'll kill me :P

Damnit Kayla! A potential customer!! What would I do without his advertising of my store as he wears my avatar and harasses everyone else! Oh the tragedy!

[0:34] Innocent Customer: just kick him out
[0:35] Innocent Customer: he's a pain
[0:35] You: you come in here asking for money, I politely refuse, so you
shoot me

And at this point he either leaves on his own or signs off.

[0:35] You: and suddenly leave :P
[0:35] You: hell with it, I'll ban him anyway

And so I do.

[0:35] Innocent Customer: he was a moron

Stupid noob.
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