It's just so.. so...
Especially when you get to this part:
OOC:Kayotah (Yup fox/wolf char) has a wacked up lifestream and artstream. Whenever someone casts any form of art on him by physical means kinda 'fuses' his streams with theirs, adopting any thing the caster has, but at random. They can either be long-term, short-term, or forever for that case.
People need to go there and totally make a mockery of their mockery.