My tweets

Wed, 15:39: I solved my rubik's cube last night! Been scrambled for 15 years. (I just found it the other day).
Wed, 16:46: I rescrambled my rubik's cube because a solved rubik's cube is useless. That's like a metaphor for life or some shit, I dunno.
Wed, 17:07: Rubio tells people not to give into fear. Uhm, fearmongering has been the main tactic of the GOP since 9/11. Your own playbook, bro.
Wed, 17:37: This is really, really sad. Via @WRAL https://t.co/xa0hGOGljl
Wed, 17:39: Thanks! https://t.co/eS6cwH4w7H
Wed, 18:24: Who's idea was it to make it 85F/29C in the middle of March?!
Thu, 03:40: Oh thank god this Kaerwyn plot is over. I had to do more paperwork than doing my taxes. ... Which I haven't done yet.