My tweets

Fri, 14:46: For my $10+ @Patreon subscribers, you're going to get a walkthrough of Issue 10's cover today! https://t.co/q6BuLUAWFv
Fri, 16:00: Car companies should just give me a car. I'll drive it around and give them lots of exposure.
Fri, 16:01: I did my taxes. Great taxes. My taxes were great. I talked to some CPAs and they said we had great taxes, the strongest taxes. #weakdonald
Sat, 00:09: Just got back from seeing Civil War. Not bad. Not as good as Winter Soldier though.
Sat, 00:47: 2 Things I've learned from the MCU: MCU humans are much more resilient than RL humans. No one brakes for anything unless blocked.
Sat, 01:18: Had @Dickeys for the first time tonight. Still prefer lexington style pulled pork. But their fried okra was the best I've had in a long time