- Mon, 17:37: Very apt... https://t.co/DtZ18AntSm
- Mon, 17:56: I have been salt aging Filet Mignon since midnight last night. Dis gun be gud.
- Mon, 18:03: Amazingly, no one has been shooting off fireworks at all the past couple of days. I haven't heard any. The dogs are happy about that.
- Mon, 20:37: Just told my dad that Trump looks like a distended cow asshole. He seriously wants to vote for the idiot.
- Mon, 22:21: Steak came out too salty, prolly won't overnight salt age it again. OTOH, I don't need a knife to cut it. It's falling apart on the fork.
- Tue, 00:13: Just about time for the dogs to start freaking out.
- Tue, 02:09: Alright, I'll do this thing too. https://t.co/0Efj7aF9IN