Jakkal (jakkal) wrote,

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I saw this in another journal.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

::Girl hugs him::

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there is anyone in life you love this much, please repost this.

Okay there is someone that I love this much... so yeah, and I hate these stupid "Oh paste this because we said to" things BUT. This one has nitpick quality. Anyone else see the gleeming inaccuracies in this little story? 100mph. Ok let's say that they couldn't slow down. At 100mph, hitting a building, I can tell you exactly how many people survived: 0. Helmet or no, 100mph?!

And ok, brakes failed ... how about lay off the gas? If he found out his brakes weren't working and still hit a building, well I don't think his brakes would have done him much good anyway. So yeah, if he really loved her... WTF was he doing 100mph on a bike for?!?!

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