- Thu, 16:57: Someone just ran over this Street lamp next to our apartment https://t.co/hjd62l4n8p
- Thu, 17:25: Oh shit, I thought the dude that hit the pole just drove off. He actually crossed the road, hit the bushes on the other side...
- Thu, 20:47: @AsSeenOnIRC & I went down to check the mail, which just happens to be on the way where that car wrecked. Like, he pulled a dukes of hazzard
- Thu, 21:11: I might end up reposting those pics w/them linked together in one tweet thread, I was posting from my phone. Don't have an easy way to post
- Thu, 21:14: Okay, so he started here, hit this light and went across the street. #GTIWreck https://t.co/1pU6uHbCXD
- Thu, 21:20: damnit, twitter didn't thread it right. W/e, not going to spam yall anymore.
- Fri, 00:13: Poor Endy has terrible luck. https://t.co/W4iilbtob3
- Fri, 02:21: We just spent $20 on chocolate shit, cuz muthafuckin' birthday tomorrow.
- Fri, 02:24: OK guys, tomorrow's my birthday. tag me in your werewolf pics and I'll retweet to fill my timeline with werewolves! #werewolfbirthdayparty
- Fri, 04:48: AT&T Tricking people against Net Neutrality https://t.co/FjKsreeyyQ
- Fri, 04:52: Best quote I've seen on this issue: "I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one."