- Sat, 16:43: Every weekend morning, it's like our neighbors have Fat Albert play "The Floor is Lava" between 9am-11am. And he falls. A lot.
- Sat, 18:06: RT @aaronjayjack: Displaced dog jumped into my jeep. Please share to help find owner! #harvey #hurricane #displacedpets https://t.co/0C6Ve9…
- Sat, 20:02: RT @InternetEh: In memory of the greatest tweet https://t.co/A23VaA9Bhk
- Sat, 21:21: @Dalton_Raccoon found your character. https://t.co/8OB5Y9vuib
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Sat, 03:50: RT @ HLMongoose: This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile. https://t.co/rdn3X6GeWH
Thu, 02:33: RT @ TheOnion: Report: Students Who Take Latin Have Better Chance Of Summoning Demon Later In Life https://t.co/2BPCLy4ce7…