My tweets

Mon, 18:06: Just did my taxes. The good news is that I made about $5k more than last year. The bad news is that knocks up how m… https://t.co/nJnaxymyWs
Mon, 18:09: RT @TheOnion: Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump’s Mind https://t.…
Mon, 19:06: RT @TheOnion: Kellyanne Conway: 'I Always Liked Hope Hicks' Skin, Her Unblemished Supple Skin, Pure, Tasty Skin' https://t.co/vnUcgguCNB ht…
Mon, 21:04: I had no idea, Doobie loves oranges. Don't worry, I didn't give him any of the peel. I had no idea he liked them.… https://t.co/XyLWEZDqLA
Mon, 22:39: RT @codinghorror: This is my personal mantra https://t.co/TR3THjejZR
Tue, 00:28: RT @trekonlinegame: https://t.co/lCR93D0yJE
Tue, 05:17: Wiener Dogs https://t.co/YcuqR2bxr5
Tue, 05:44: RT @longlivekcx: I came across this post. Read every single word. Arming teachers is not the solution. https://t.co/C3NT8IpZfd