My tweets

Sat, 18:06: RT @ASmallFiction: Legends told of a map that would lead to an adventure. The curious searched the world for it. It didn't exist. And ye…
Sat, 18:11: RT @CZGoldEdition: The word for shops in Dutch is WINKELS and so the word for shopping carts is apparently WINKELWAGEN and I have perished…
Sat, 21:11: RT @JaclynCorin: The hypocrisy continues: @DLoesch & the @NRA say that gun control measures should be left to the states, yet sued the stat…
Sun, 00:31: I made a big pot of chili tonight. It cost $18.11 for all the ingredients (not counting cheese). This will probably… https://t.co/0pP134yXnf
Sun, 01:02: Time to trap it! https://t.co/y5qZOJN0Uo
Sun, 04:27: "Holy Shit" Seems fitting. https://t.co/5jS7tbJZjq
Sun, 04:36: Well, sir, I can't function at all when I'm not being paid. https://t.co/eryqscb8jP